Hey I'm Olivia and I use this blog to procrastinate dealing with my problems. Enjoy the bad puns, anime bullshit and the occasional tmi.

celsisus:

ridge:

walking past your crush like

THIS GIRL IS A NATIONAL.HERO

(via fartiest)

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jcatgrl:

copperbadge:

persinetteinthetower:

moriartythetease:

So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?

I need a book about a little girl whose parents had promised their firstborn to different witches and the only way that both ends of the deal were fulfilled was for them to have joint custody of the child.

I love it!

And then the witches, forced to share a cottage while raising their joint stolen child, fall in love…

(via pin-up-asami)

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luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

(via pastelfaun)

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koalatea:

10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 

(via idjits-assemble)

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For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

(Source: thehobodad, via punkenoshima)

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iwouldfookthat:

This is by far the stupidest thing I have ever made.

(via idjits-assemble)

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sousuke-prince:

Honestly there is not enough nitorixmomo art so I am here to provide

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gayisthenewokay:

happylittlebastille:

long-island-comedium:

SO YOU KNOW THAT POST ABOUT THE RED VARSITY JACKETS WITH LEATHER SLEEVES BEING THE LESBIAN UNIFORM???

WELL I WAS LOOKING AT THIS JACKET ONLINE:

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AND THEN I FOUND THIS REVIEW:

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AND I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT

LOOK AT THE “BEST USES”

it looks even better out of the closet

OH MY GOD IT’S THIS POST IF ANY OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFFimage

(via loveprouvaire)

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